How do depressed people play the violin?

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.