How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

What do you call a homeless orphan?

Depressing

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

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How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.