How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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What do you call it when cosine plays?

Cos(play)

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.