How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

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Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.