How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

What is the favorite vacation place for people with CFS?

Mount Restmore.

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Why did the hipster burn himself?

Because he played with fire before it was cool.

Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

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What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.