How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up

Violin Jokes More Violin Jokes

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?

A: The bow is moving.

Wrist Jokes More Wrist Jokes

What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

Razor Jokes More Razor Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor