How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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What do you call people who worship paper bags?

Sack religious

What did one ghost say to the other?

Do you believe in people

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

What do you call a homeless orphan?

Depressing

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave