How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

What do people in Arkansas do for Halloween?

Pump kin.

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

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How do depressed people play the violin?

With a razor and their wrist.

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

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What do you call a ruckus in a string orchestra?

Violins

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

What is an emo nerd's favourite brand?

Razor