How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.