How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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Her gambling habit.

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.