How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Change Machine Jokes More Change Machine Jokes

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.