Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

Teenage Girl Jokes More Teenage Girl Jokes

Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why are teenage girls so odd?

Because they can't even.