Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL
Because he showed up baked.
Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.
One day she'd just had un uf.
I said "Congratulations!!!"
Too many cheetahs
Liquor in the front, poker in the back.
They're used to dealing with ripostes.
He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.
Because they literally cannot EVEN right now, ugh!
Because they can't even.