Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

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How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

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How many teenage girls does it take to screw..... in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it up as the whole world revolves around her.

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.