Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

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How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch