Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"