Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?

Nobody will look for them.

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger