Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

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Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains?

Mountains peak.

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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

Pork Chop!