How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Why was the woman so attached to her Dr. Scholl's gel insert?

OC It was her sole comfort.

Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Why do lambs go to casinos?

They love to gambol.

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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Why don't they play poker in Africa?

Because there's cheetahs.

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.