How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays