How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

What is Caitlyn Jenner's favorite song?

More than a Woman by the BeeGees

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Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.