How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

Why did the pig go to the casino ?

To play the slop machine !

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.