Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...