Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

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Why did the geologist quit his job?

His boss always took him for granite.

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..