Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

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Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

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Why can't woman drive?

Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!

Why can't Saudi woman drive?

There's no road from the kitchen to the bedroom.