Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.