What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What kind of dog should you get a spanish speaker?

A spaniel.

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Why did the jellyfish's wife leave him?

He stung her into action.

How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

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When is a car like a frog ?

When it's becing toad !

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

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What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...