What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

How did bulldogs get such flat noses?

A: From chasing cars.

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.