What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

What do uou call a hot dog in college?

A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha