What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

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What kind of eel is this?

Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"

What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

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What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.