What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?

Ruff

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.

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What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

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What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

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What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !