What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

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What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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What covers the outside of a dogwood tree?

Bark.

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.