What kind of dog doesnt bark?

A hot dog

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What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Which dog is always without a tail?

A hot dog.

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.