A hot dog
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Finding a vein in a hot dog.
I have no idea...
A hot dog.
I'm the wiener!
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
Mustuuurd
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
A FRATwurst! Hahahahahaha
Lisa Frank
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A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
Because they feed the hand that bites them.
Elderly me: I made my kids steak instead of hot dogs. Him: *gasps* You monster.
He didn't want to be a hot dog!
Hot dog!'
You are under arrest.
Take away its chair.
I like "Hot Dogs".
He uses his Donkey Tongs.
On a pun.
I'm a wiener!"
Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy
Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
A hot dog and a six pack.
A: Under their covers.
One with a hoppy ending.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Those are the wrong Sais.
Make me one with everything.
Make me one with everything."
I'll beheading out now.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
paddy o' furniture
The vegtable sitting in it
Deeeeeeeeeeengue
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
Don't bite it back in retaliation.
He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."
I love the pokey, mon.