What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

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What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ?

Your grandma's jaws

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He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

How did I clear papers of Islamic Studies?

Have faith, don't question.