What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed?

I'm going to bed." Except he said it in Hungarian.

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What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

What kind of shoes does Jack Lew wear?

Cashews.

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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Why did the cow go to the psychologist?

She had a fodder complex.

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent