What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

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What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

What would a cross-dressing psychologist wear?

A Freudian slip

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What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.