What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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When does a bed grow longer?

A: At night, because two feet are added to it.

Why did the hipster go to bed early?

Because he sleeps before it gets cool.

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Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

A: They could get chapped lips!

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.