A Freudian slip.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
The pair with no sole.
He Freudian slipped.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.
A Freudian slip is when someone says one thing when thinking of amother.
Because the 'P' is silent
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
