What does a psychologist wear to bed?

A Freudian slip.

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Why is the letter E lazy?

Because it's always in bed.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

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Where does a psychologist keep his boat?

on a Freudian Slip

What does your hot mom where under her skirt?

A Freudian slip.

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How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!