What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

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Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay