What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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Why did the dog sleep on the chandelier?

Because he was a light sleeper.

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

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How do you tell the difference between members of the GOP and ISIS?

Skin color.

Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

because they spend too much time with the x-position

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What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.