What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

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What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.