What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!