Alpaca Jokes

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do you call it when alpacas with speech impediments take over Earth?

The Alpacalisp.

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom?

One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.

Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ?

Alpaca picnic lunch !

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong