What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation?

ALPACA BAG

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Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

What is a picnic?

Correct!