What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What about the kids?

he asked. I said, "they're still together."

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Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ?

Alpaca picnic lunch !

What did the alpacas go as for their group costume?

The zombie alpacalypse

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What does Rick and the Llama have in common?

Caaaaarl!!

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What is a picnic?

Correct!

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.