Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Why are you giving a mouse any food?

That's unsanitary.

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Where's the food and why are you naked?

Me: "Am I doing it wrong This is my first picnic."

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.