How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.