What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

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What do you call a deaf pokemon go player walking into traffic?

Anything you want they're not going to hear you.

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What did the cripple get for christmas?

Wii Fit

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.