What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

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What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish market?

Is this a tumblr meetup?"

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

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What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

What did the Giant say to the cripple?

Hodor. Hodor! Hodor!