Snoop Dogg.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Half a dog.
A cripple.
Half a cat.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Half of a cat.
Lean Beef
Half a cat
Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will
Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.
A: Half a measure.
SFW) Half nuts!
Def Leppard
An uncle that has to build a bigger shoe closet...
A momma's boa.
They both got nailed all night.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball
He died of asphinxiation!
Natasha Ramenoff
A handicat
Mutated
