Snoop Dogg.
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Half a dog.
A cripple.
Half a cat.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Half of a cat.
Lean Beef
Half a cat
Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.
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Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
PP Up.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
A garbage truck
Envelope.
Lean Beef.
Half a cheetah.
ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog
Good morning, ladies!"
A pillow
I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.
Life eventually ends.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.
Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.