What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake