What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

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Why don't we drink chicken milk?

It tastes fowl.

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals ?

He went down really well !

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!