What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

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How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.