What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

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Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

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What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What do cannibals and politicians have in common?

They both enjoy handshakes.