What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

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What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

When/why do feminists hate cannibals?

When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.

Long Day Jokes More Long Day Jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

Handshake Jokes More Handshake Jokes

What drink does a cannibal have after a long day?

a handshake!

What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

a handshake