Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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a handshake!

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Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!