Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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How many Russians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and other to drink until the room spins.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.