The nearest ISOBAR!!
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
The Search Bar.
Because their jokes weren't very funny.
You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
Missile Toe!
F5.
He was expecting showers.