How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

F Jokes More F Jokes

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".