How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box?

Stuck.

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

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How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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Get another one to yell BINGO

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How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!