How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.

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How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!