How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar?

Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.