How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

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Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What do you call a fish that's on its way to somewhere?

Salmon en route

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What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

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How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.