How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

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What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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When it's too heavy to lift.

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Because he had the right of way.

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You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!