You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!
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Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D
You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
You take the "F" out of way.
You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.
No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot
A dead epileptic.
The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".
To be on the safe side!
Plenty of room !
She peed her pants (read out loud)
Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways
Thesaurus. :/
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!
A sense of humor.
A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)
