Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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The elephants are using them as tampons

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

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You only need one nail to hang the painting.

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because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.

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r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

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Toe Nail Jokes More Toe Nail Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.