Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)
Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.
Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy
Evaporated milk
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
karma chameleon
Counterfitz
