Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
It says, "Shhh!" all day!
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
He always gets stuck on 2 Across.
Because they kept falling through his hands.
He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.
A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
Because he was stroganoff!
They're way too into Stalin
karma chameleon
A francophony
