Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer! Thank you, I'll be here all day.

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Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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What did the book say to the librarian?

Can I take you out

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

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It's more fun to break wind

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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.