Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

Why are librarians so shy?

Their occupation makes them very shelf conscious.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

Shhh Jokes More Shhh Jokes

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.