Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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Why did the librarian hush the mime?

Because actions speak louder than words.

What did the librarian say to the travel agent?

Find what you're booking for

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What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!