How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

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What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers?

Because she has no facial expressions so can't react.