That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
A toothbrush.
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
An elephant with a wet boot
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
An Atari 2600 has more game. :)
Because he couldn't handle his roast
Because it got R O A S T E D