What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

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What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

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Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?

Try picking them up !

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.