How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What does a lightbulb and a pregnant woman have in common?

Its easy to break the little light inside them.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a lightbulb?

YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN! YOU WEREN'T THERE!

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How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

How many feminists does it takes to change a lightbulb?

One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Pick Artist Jokes More Pick Artist Jokes

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.