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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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How many post-minimalists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. On e to he lp with t he he lp with one two with and the oth there to and th e to two with lp he

How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't change anything.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Where did Mary go when the bombs went off?

Everywhere.

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Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail

Creddit Jokes More Creddit Jokes

What if reddit had a currency?

Would they be called creddits ( )

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

High Form Jokes More High Form Jokes

What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What is the highest form of flattery?

A plateau

God Jokes More God Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What do you get when you cross dancing and an act of god?

Deus Ex Macarena

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda?

To boost his link karma!

What is it called when a Redditor writes about his life?

A meme-oir