Praise Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

How do you tell if someone online is American?

They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

How many sound guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, two... One, two.

Pick Artist Jokes More Pick Artist Jokes

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Mary Jokes More Mary Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'