Praise Jokes

What did God say to Mary after impregnating her?

Praise the Load

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Why do I praise Neo?

Because I'm autistic xD XDXD

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Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Imam Jokes More Imam Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours?

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What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk

Pick Artist Jokes More Pick Artist Jokes

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game. :)

How many pick-up artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.

Creddit Jokes More Creddit Jokes

What do you call someone who gets Praise and Merit on Reddit?

Creddit!!!!

What if reddit had a currency?

Would they be called creddits ( )

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

Disrespect Jokes More Disrespect Jokes

What did the imam say to Betere when he disrespected Muhammad praise be his name?

Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there

What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur