What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

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An Italian sub!

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He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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Rabbit Hood.

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He stole her blanket.

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It was a child predator.

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

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How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican?

Raymond

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The 'mons of Venus.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.