What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

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How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

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Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Why can't Mexicans play Uno?

They always steal the green cards.

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Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Why are all black people fast?

Because all the slow ones are in jail.

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What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common?

They are both always trying to get a Pikachu.

Why can you not shower with a Pokemon?

Because they'll Pikachu

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What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?

Dr. Pokemon.

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.