What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve?

Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!