What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between Whitney houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What's black and white and red allover?

My dalmatian after being hit by a car

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

Why did Nobelium's car got towed away?

He parked at a parking!

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.