What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do a man and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Why do women make such horrible capenters?

Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.

Spaceman Jokes More Spaceman Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican in Italy?

A pastafarian.

How did the Jamaican meteorologist report the risk of flash flooding?

Mon, soon."