What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

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Why did Aristotle hate French fries?

They were fried in ancient grease!

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

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What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.