Fry Pan Jokes

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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He parks his car, man.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

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How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...

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What sound does a street sweeper make?

Broom Broom

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

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Tooth-hurty!

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!