Fry Pan Jokes

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Why is Europe like a frying pan?

Because Greece is at the bottom.

What did the spaceman see in his frying pan?

An unidentified frying object.

What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?

A lardvark!

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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Floor 20

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What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

Who do you call during a Zika virus emergency?

The SWAT team

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What do you call pants that can fly?

Peter Pants I just made it up

What did the bat say to the other bat when he almost flew into a tree?

Whoa did you hear that?

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What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

What's in a Paul Walker shot ?

An Irish car bomb followed by a shot of Fireball