Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

Previous Random Joke Next
Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

What do you ask from Santa Claus this year?

Oh, just 50 dollars, like always.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

What would be the worst meal for a football wife?

OJ and Rice

Hut Jokes More Hut Jokes

What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween?

Hijabba the Hut

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.