Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

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Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

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What's an Islamist's favourite crop?

Rice is.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

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Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween?

Hijabba the Hut