Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian?

They'll always swallow

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Rice Jokes More Rice Jokes

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

Hut Jokes More Hut Jokes

Who lives in a hut with a couple pieces of trash and two grains of rice?

An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.

What was the Islamic Star Wars fan for Halloween?

Hijabba the Hut