An Ethiopian person who has been hoarding for several years now.
He only wears Rolex around his waist.
Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)
Cancer. Happy new years folks!
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
RICE-IS
All rice, all rice, all rice
Hijabba the Hut