What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

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How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

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What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5