What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

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What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!

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What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap