What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

What do you call a guy with two marijuanas?

Double jointed.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ?

Jack the kipper !

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5