What did the guy say after he finished jacking off?

Well that got a load off my mind.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you do with spoiled fish food?

Load it in the chum dumpster.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.