When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

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What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

throw a load of dirty laundry in.

What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

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What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.