Bathtub Jokes

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

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What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

a woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty?

The bathtub.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

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