What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did Mike Tyson bring his calculator to church?

He was invited to thunday math.

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.