What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why are girls always cold?

Because of their cold black hearts.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.