What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?

God bless America.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do churches ban Wifi Networks?

Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What do you call James Bond in the bathtub?

Bubble-0-7

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.