What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What did the American biscuit say to the British biscuit?

Girl you sure are sweet.

How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why can't Gingers sing RnB music?

Because they don't have any soul.

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.