What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

Whats the difference between a North Korean missile and a K-Pop singer?

The singer can have a hit

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How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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What has five bodies and one soul?

A Kia full of Gingers.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!