What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a marathon full of feminists?

The tribe of pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

What do you call a retard covered in water?

Flame retardant

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why aren't redheads very good R&ampB singers?

Because they have no soul

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.