What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others?

Self) Semi retarded.

How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

Why do Black people like Kia so much?

Because it has Soul.