What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Cosmonaut?

Yuri Googoogagarin. I'll see myself out...

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

When is the only time you can park like a retard?

In a handicapped spot.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul