What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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What is the difference between Snow White and Brazil?

Snow White had the excuse of being asleep before letting seven in.

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

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What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

The Wall was both their last big hit.

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

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Why aren't Tumblr users good farm contractors?

Because they always take a fence

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.