What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What did the painter say to the wall?

A: One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.