What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ?

Annather brick in the wall !

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time