Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

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What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.