Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

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How do you spot a bad boss your first day on the job?

Check his/her pulse. (bitter at the workplace)

Why did Heisenberg remove the speedometer from his car?

So he would stop getting lost everything he checked it.

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What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

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What is a British person's favorite cereal?

Cheerios. say it in a British accent

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

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Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate."

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.