How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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How can you tell if a girls tinder profile is fake?

They're attractive!

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

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Who's Microsoft's favorite musician?

Adele

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.