How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK?

Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps.

How does a cat tell time??

In meowers

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What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

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What did Adele's chicken say?

Hello from the other side...

What did Adele say when she crossed the road?

sing* Hello from the other side!