How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

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What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa?

A good start.

What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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What do you call a British person playing a saxophone?

An Anglo Saxin'

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A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

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How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it