How British is Adele ?

She would call you at least 1000 times to tell how sorry she is .

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

What do you call a black prince?

A british tank you racist.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele