What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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What's the difference between a Lambo and 1,000 dead babies?

I dont have a Lambo in my Garage...

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"