What do you get when 1000 politicians have an idea?

A dim light.

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What is 1000 laughs called?

A gigglehert

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

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Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"