Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What is it called when 5 girls get into bed with one guy?

A "no one will ever believe me".

How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Easter Eggs Jokes More Easter Eggs Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

How do you make a chocolate omelette?

With Easter Eggs!

Tone Jokes More Tone Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said