What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How about an app that keeps track of every working automatic paper towel dispenser in the world?

All seven or eight of them.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the boat know it had a leak?

That sinking feeling...

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.