What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why don't babies work?

Because they're all out of cervix

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.