What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Who's there ! Cicero ! Cicero who ?

Cicero the boat ashore !