How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

What does it take to finish a race?

More than a Holocaust

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What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

What should I buy for dinner?

I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

What did one boat say to the other?

Are you up for a little row-mance

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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.