How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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What does a mathematician deal with when finished their work?

The aftermath

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

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What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.