How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why couldn't the radish finish the race?

He was just a little beet.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

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How do they launch a champagne factory?

They throw a boat at it.

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!