How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

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What is Kanye West's favorite breakfast food?

Omelette you finish.

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

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What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

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What is the cheapest part of a boat?

The part with the sail in it.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

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Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.