Ba Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why should I?

ba dum tss*

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Cadillac Jokes More Cadillac Jokes

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

Beethoven Favorite Fruit Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Fruit Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

Why is North America so salty?

Because its Na.

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay