Ba Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd ...Ba da bum chssh

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why should I?

ba dum tss*

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

Beethoven Favorite Fruit Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Fruit Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Na Na Jokes More Na Na Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why aren't there any jokes about Jim Jones?

The punchlines are too long.

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.