Cadillac Jokes

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Why do you make more money?

A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?" The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is running."

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ?

Betsy of all it's a cadillac !

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

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A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?" The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is running."

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Engineers

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home